Author: Pastor Richards

I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong.
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Revelation 16:3 The Sea Turned to blood

California Red Tide

Revelation 16:3. The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea.
The sea turned to blood like that from a corpse; every creature living in the sea died.

It’s called Red Tide and it’s a common name for a phenomenon known as an algal bloom that we see in California. Fish die and shellfish become poisoned. Red tides are caused by increase in nutrients that algae need, usually due to farm runoff. Red tide activity is on the increase especially in America.

The Book of Revelation in the Bible mentions that sea life will die during the End Times. The carbon dioxide we pump into the air is seeping into the oceans and slowly acidifying them. Now that the ocean is becoming acidic it seems almost certain that all life in the sea will die.

It is also noteworthy that the toxic oil dispersant Corexit used in the Gulf oil spill turned the water into a red sludge. The same color as a red tide or water turned to blood.

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This Month’s Sign of the Apocalypse

Blood Red Sludge

Posted by Diana Newby on Sunday, October 10, 2010 11:55 pm

After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

Hungary’s major national disaster was by far the most disturbing thing to register on our radar over the last few days. If you’re not in the know, here’s what’s up: a week ago tomorrow, a reservoir filled with poisonous waste — an unfortunate byproduct of alumina refining (which seriously sounds like a mediocre superhero movie plot device) — broke loose upon several villages.

At least seven people are dead and 150 injured in the wake of 180 million gallons of the sludge, which has made its way into the multiple rivers and contaminated thousands of acres of agricultural soil that can never be utilized again. Many of the injuries are due to chemical burns, as the waste is comprised in large part of alkaline and thus incredibly caustic. The current and future environmental damage is staggering to conceive.

Which makes it totally horrifying that the whole thing might happen all over again. The Hungarian environment minister is now calling the collapse of the reservoir’s north wall “inevitable” after a 25-meter crack appeared in the days following the original spill. Efforts to build dams and widen the dyke are underway; in the meantime, at least one town has evacuated and another is prepared to do so. Those villages already flooded are, of course, completely destroyed.

But wait — there’s more.

Environmentalists said high levels of arsenic and mercury, which can cause cancer, had been found in water polluted by the ooze and that, if airborne, this could enter the human respiratory system.

So … to recap: Sludge. More sludge. Dead and chemically burned Hungarians. Polluted rivers. Cancer cloud. And no one’s accepting the blame.

Buhhh.

– Diana Newby

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Gulf Oil Spill is Red

Gulf Oil Spill Red

Rev 16:3. Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became like the blood of a corpse. And everything in the sea died.

Fisherman Tom Young from Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana summed up the thinking down in the Gulf. ” I was just sitting here thinking our way of life is over. It’s the end, the apocalypse, and no one outside of these few parishes really cares. They say they do, but they do nothing but talk”, said Young.

The crude oil is red largely from the highly toxic Corexit used to disperse the oil and keep it on the bottom of the ocean where BP won’t have to pay for clean up.