Earth Hour and the Fulfillment of Prophecy

Earth Hour

Revelation 16:10 The fifth angel poured out his bowl on the throne of the beast.Its kingdom was plunged into darkness.

Earth Hour is the fulfillment of biblical prophecy! It is clear that the End Times are upon us. Who can hold back God’s fury in these perilous times? I’ll tell you who! Me! Call 8699-SAVEME and receive your place in the statue as we blast of into space and hide from the evil Illuminati!

Revelation 16:3 The Sea Turned to blood

California Red Tide

Revelation 16:3. The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea.
The sea turned to blood like that from a corpse; every creature living in the sea died.

It’s called Red Tide and it’s a common name for a phenomenon known as an algal bloom that we see in California. Fish die and shellfish become poisoned. Red tides are caused by increase in nutrients that algae need, usually due to farm runoff. Red tide activity is on the increase especially in America.

The Book of Revelation in the Bible mentions that sea life will die during the End Times. The carbon dioxide we pump into the air is seeping into the oceans and slowly acidifying them. Now that the ocean is becoming acidic it seems almost certain that all life in the sea will die.

It is also noteworthy that the toxic oil dispersant Corexit used in the Gulf oil spill turned the water into a red sludge. The same color as a red tide or water turned to blood.

There is only one option left! To blast off into a statue in the shape of me and colonize Mars. I know the first few years will be tough. We will have to eat lichen and rocks, but things will improve. Call 1-8669-SAVE ME and donate generously.