0 Replies to “Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation”

  1. If I looked into Ivna’s eyes again i would cry. She always told me how how she hated phonies. In Croatian we call them “sminkers”. It sort of means clown. Pretenders…actors and musicians who wear elaborate costumes. shit like that.

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    I need to escape from Babylon. Nelly Furtado is one of the biggest phonies around. She keep singing that shitty John Lennon song “imagine”. Her and Madonna and the rest of the phonies. Once I see that nuke I’m making a pilgrimage to Medjugorje. The seers run that part of bosnia. It’s still not under the EU. There is hope there. Less sin.

  2. She was in the public eye G.I. How can you be so bitter she got married? What will it take for you to stay and risk being put in a camp? Your certified. Nobody listens to a word you say. You’re already discredited. They won’t put you in a camp.

  3. I’ve been going solo 12 years like Jason Derulo. I’ve been doing me like Drake all this time.

    Shit. The food in Croatia is so gross. I can’t live there. BUREK is the worst. All the salted and cured meats. EWW.

    I want to see Nelly go solo. Suffer like a man. She has to stop being weak clinging on to men for protection. She’s not famous anymore. She doesn’t need a bodyguard.

    It makes me laugh how scared she is of everything. Like a bird scared of its shadow.

  4. I gotta go. I gotta be free. I don’t need this canadian mental health gulag. Forced injections and hospital food. No one ever gets healthy.

    This city is a death trap. Every lake is devoid of life. Every river is polluted. I can’t stay. Nelly should work on her marriage. Get more counselling. She can afford the best marriage counsellor in Canada.

    I think after years of counselling and the best psychiatrists money can buy she can have a happy life. I am sure of it.

  5. These women who want to be men find it impossible to be a lone wolf. Nelly sank her hooks into the first man that came along for protection. I doubt she’d have the courage to walk the streets alone. The car is her wheelchair. In this book she thinks she’s a Goddess because she did an instant rice commercial.

    Beyonce is another deluded Feminist who thinks she is a Goddess because of her cheesy commercials. She has neither the strength or the fortitude to live without a bodyguard, to go it alone. Why do people harass Beyonce? For money. The indigent masses think she has money so they constantly hit her up. People are envious of her wealth. She thinks people hate her because she is beautiful. Beyonce watches too much TV.

    A lone male lion is called a nomad. When they leave the pride they are all alone and have to hunt for themselves until they get their own pride. Beyonce wore the pants at the Grammys. She thinks she is a lioness that does not need a male lion’s protection.

  6. If Beyonce didn’t have Jigger to protect her, me an my droogs would give her the ol in out, in out real savage. Then we’d take her ice! Her diamonds!

  7. You envy Beyonce’s ear rings? Why? They’re only worth a million dollars. I thought you would rape her because she is beautiful, not to steal her diamonds.

    This post is about Nelly Furtado not Beyonce. How do we get her to fast? She keeps eating her comfort foods. Toblerone chocolate. Hagan Das Ice Cream. Bacon and Eggs for breakfast. Coffee.

    Cystic fibrosis has scarred her lungs and given her cysts. She needs to go on Fishman’s juice fast. Find a way to motivate her Fishman.

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