Hillsong Church VS Scientology

what should we do about the Bieber vs Cruise dilemma?

CONCLUSION

My dream is to see Bieber and Cruise play laser tag at Clark Park to prepare for the inevitable alien disclosure.

Madonna & The Secret of Madame X

Trump is expecting Madonna to debate him. He welcomes competition.

Madame X was Madame fiX on UN Forum. She is JFK Jr’s dying dream of a female President.

I got typecast as Solid Snake in the minds of the people. Leader of the soldiers without borders.

[Verse 2: Madonna 4 Minutes to Save the World]
Sometimes I think what I need is a “you” intervention, yeah

Madonna made it sound like a UN intervention.

CONCLUSION

Tom Cruise taught me the value of the Army Surplus store. You fans ask Tom about the feeding of his army of neighborhood children. The Psychlos were so stingy with their Kraft Dinner, agent orange, radioactive, mac and cheese. Ask him about the poor times. They Psychlos wouldn’t dish out 19 cents until TC went nuclear about their stinginess.